24 7 / 2014

lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

(via es0-te-ric)

23 7 / 2014

I don’t like my father. I want to puke after two measly hours. Ugh.

23 7 / 2014

(via thefrogman)

23 7 / 2014

Me when I play video games

  • 1: Fucking die already
  • 1: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
  • 1: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
  • 1: Oh shit hottie alert
  • 1: Move bitch, get out the way
  • 1: *high pitched screaming*
  • 1: Load already
  • 1: uNACCEPTABLE
  • 1: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
  • 1: *turns off console*
  • 1:
  • 1: *turns console back on*
  • 1: God fucking dammit.

23 7 / 2014

23 7 / 2014

pleasefireme:

Please fire me.

"Can I get a hamburger with cheese?"

"Okay, so one cheeseburger anything else for you?"

"NO! I said I wanted a hamburger with cheese!” 

"Sir, a hamburger with cheese is a cheeseburger."

"No it’s not." *Drives to my window.*

"I’d like to speak to your manager about your lack of knowledge and piss poor attitude. I’m definitely not coming back to this restaurant again."

23 7 / 2014

23 7 / 2014

rnicrophone:

journalism at its finest

rnicrophone:

journalism at its finest

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via charawra)

23 7 / 2014

animatedamerican:

maedhrys:

Ravenclaws that go through existential crises every other week because of things they’re reading though

  • like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE POTIONS HOMEWORK? I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OTHER MEANS OF TORTURE ARE ACTUALLY MORE ETHICAL THAN THE CRUCIATUS…

23 7 / 2014

I had a dream that I parachuted out of a plane into Manitoba somewhere but the plane took my luggage to Ontario. So I trekked through Canada for some clothes. Hahaha. Hahaha… hah.. hah. .. ah..

23 7 / 2014

My alarm went off an hour ago and I’m just now getting up. Whelp.

22 7 / 2014

  • 1: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • 2: *turns up music*
  • 3: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • 2: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • 3: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • 2:
  • 3: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • 4: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • 3: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • 5: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • 2: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • 6: I can make that happen.
  • 3: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • 6: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • 7: *applauds*

22 7 / 2014

officialannakendrick:

troyesivan:

me tbh

well yeah that IS you

officialannakendrick:

troyesivan:

me tbh

well yeah that IS you

(Source: lostintroylerland, via charawra)

22 7 / 2014

Let it goooooo

22 7 / 2014

anadorablyawkwardblackgirl:

That last statement

(Source: sandandglass, via nudityandnerdery)